Zack meets Madi wiki

On a sunny day Zach and Quack was walking around New London and then he found a bunker and then went inside.

Zack: Woah.

Quack: What is this place?

Zack: Some short of Bunker!

Quack: Wait, there is a light over there.

Zach: Let's look.

Views: User: Madi Farts in bed.

MAdi: NO

HNB: LOL

Prussia: THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!

Madi: Watch HB

HNB: NO! I have an opinion too Chuck: You have SH*t opinions
 * Chuck comes in

Views: Madi's Pooparama!

HNB: LOL

MAdi: NO

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Oh man this is so strange and weird!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: how about we go in? I'm doing it!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Wait no!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Greetings!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: o/

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: Wat

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Ummm, HI!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Madi and the Pooporazza!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: LOL

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: STOP

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: What's going on?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: HNB has crap opinions I will murder him in his sleep

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: What Chuck?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views06: I hate Pig,Goat Banana Cricket

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: Grrr I will murder both HNB and Views because they have crap opinions

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: Are you serious!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: Yes

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: I'm starting to not like you

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: I don't care besides I hate Chico so you also have crap opinions

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: AHH! Now I hate you

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: good.... crap opinions girl

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: I can't believe Chuck *sniff*

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Bkack haired people tend to fart more

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: nein

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: THAT MEANS MADI IS A HUGE FARTER

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: nein

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Brown and Blond haired people fart less

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: True

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: My hair used to be blond

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: BUT THEN MADI CHANGED HER HAIR BLACK BECAUSE SHE LOOKS WEIRD AS A BLACK PERSON WITH BLOND HAIR

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: I LOOKED PRETTY SLICK

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: You mean FAT

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: lol

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: MADI MADE A FART TORNADO

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Cool!

<p style="font-size:14px;">prussia: JAWOHL @ MADI CRJ SUCKS

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Cheesie has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: SMELL THE FART

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: What?

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: now you're talking!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: RED PEE PEE

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Cheesie has been kicked by Madiyunu~

<p style="font-size:14px;">MAdi: there.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Woohoo!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Is cheesie a troll

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Cheesie has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: SHE IS NOW!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: AAAAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">prussia: TIME TOO SPAM HEHEHHEHEHE ЖЖЖЖЖЖЖ

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: I LOVE SPAMMING fvfvffffbfffbnbgngngngbdbfgbggbgb

<p style="font-size:14px;">prussia: cheesie is awesome

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: I HAVE A CRUSH ON PRUSSIA

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Cheesie has been kicked by Madiyunu~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: good.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: do you like potato wedges?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: i LOVE them

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: I hate them

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Quack has been kicked by Madiyunu~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: MADI WHY

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: >:)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: respect opinions.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: LALALA I"M NOT LISTENING

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Madiyunu has been kicked by Hart New Bob~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Hart: sorry about that

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: it's ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Quack has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: wb

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Hi

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: I'M A RED PEE PEE YOU'RE A RED PEE PEE WE'RE ALL RED PEE PEE!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: WHY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Aaaaaah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: I'm mental

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: lol

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: It's not funny

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: yes it is

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Mat is so FAT

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: no she is SKINNY

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: WHY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Wait what.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: AAAAAAAAAAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Madiyunu has been kidnapped~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: What Happened

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Oh no!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Lets just wait she's tough she will come back

<p style="font-size:14px;">10 minutes later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: so um...

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Madi must be over beating those baddies just wait guys

<p style="font-size:14px;">50 mins later

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: I'm starting to get worried

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: She's probably grabbing a mountain dew.

<p style="font-size:14px;">2 hours later

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: OK its been 3 hours i'm searching

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: SIT YOUR BUTT BACK DOWN.

<p style="font-size:14px;">1 day later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: we should stop waiting

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Nope!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(phone rings)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Hello?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: We got your presious mat!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Oh crap

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: IF YOU DON'T GIVE US 100$ DOLLARS IN ONE HOUR SHE WILL BE KILLED

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views hangs up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: I need 100$

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: here

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Thanks

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views runs to Adam Katz's house')

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: here is your money

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: YOU DAMN FOOL! THATS 99$

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Adam Katz ties Views up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: ITS TIME FOR THE DEATH PENALTY

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB bursts in)

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: STOP!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Adam Katz ties HNB up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: now lets move on to THE DEATH PENALTY

<p style="font-size:14px;">(BFrit bursts into room)

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: STOP!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: HOW MANY DAMN IDIOTS ARE THERE?

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Adam Katz ties BFrit up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Zack and Quack burst into the room and defeat Adam Katz)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: There

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: phew!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Lets go back to the bunker!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Okay

<p style="font-size:14px;">(back at the bunker)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Ah it sure is good to be back!

<p style="font-size:14px;">POOT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: who farted?

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: wasn't me

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: wasn't me

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: wasn't me

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: wasn't me

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: wasn't me

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB smells Madi's Butt)

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Madi Farted!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Woah

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: GRRRR

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views sprays febreeze)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Aaah! Did you read the headlines!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: what?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Prussia died!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Everybody: NO!

<p style="font-size:14px;">POOT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: go to a doctor madi!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: grrrrr

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Scheduled an appointment!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: WHAT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: it was sarcasm Zack!

<p style="font-size:14px;">1 day later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr. Petunia: What's the matter madi?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: my friends say i have a farting problem

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Petunia: I wouldn't ta...

<p style="font-size:14px;">POOT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(sniff sniff)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Petunia: GO TO THE DAMN BATHROOM NOW!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Dr Petunia sprays febreeze all over the room. Meanwhile, madi is farting in the bathroom)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: i'm going to open the door now

<p style="font-size:14px;">(a huge fart wind comes out of the bathroom door)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Random Patient: I have fully lost my dieing sense of smell now!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Petunia: Madi, you have a case of the FARTIES!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Aaaaaah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Petunia: take this medicine

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Dr Petunia kicks Madi back to the bunker)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: ugh, my farties are cured now.

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: HAHAHA! you got a case of the FARTIES! HAHAHA!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: grrr

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Oobi has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Oobi: oh hello

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: hello oobi

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Kako has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Kako: Hey!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Hey!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Uma has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uma: Hi!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Hi!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Wow

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: ikr Zack

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: So, what brings you guys here

<p style="font-size:14px;">Oobi: Were hiding from someone

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Who?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Kako: Adam Katz

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Oh crap

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Cheesie has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: gasp ADAM KATZ?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Yes he kidnapped us

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: HE WOULD OF TURNED YOU INTO OBJECTS

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: I hate objectifying!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: He turned me into cheese when I was 15!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: What? Tell me more

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Once I was a little girl named Courtney until Adam Katz captured me and turned me into cheese!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Woah

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: And now I go by Cheesie

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: GRRRRR ADAM KATZ IS SO FREAKING DUMB

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Adam Katz has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: I'm back

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: AAAAAAAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: I'll call Jason Ventures!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB calls Jason Ventures)

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: He should be here in a few seconds!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Jason Ventures burst into chat!~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: Jason?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jason Ventures: Take this!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: OW!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jason Ventures: Wack!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: YIKE!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jason Ventures: Hi ya!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Adam Katz: AAAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Adam Katz has been defeated!~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jason Ventures: My work here is done!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Jason Ventures burst out of chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Bye Jason!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: what a relief!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: yeah

<p style="font-size:14px;">Oobi: Me, Kako and Uma have to leave now

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: OK bye

<p style="font-size:14px;">Kako: Bye

<p style="font-size:14px;">Uma: Bye

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Oobi has left chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Kako has left chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Uma has left chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: What now?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Let's watch FoodFight!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Go pop some popcorn BFrit

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Okay

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: This Microwave is too small!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: So?

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Fine

<p style="font-size:14px;">(BFrit puts popcorn in microwave for 2 minutes)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Ok lets get this movie started!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(2 minutes later)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Ok BFrit get the popcorn

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: the microwave is stuck

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Bullcrap.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(3 minutes later)

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: The popcorn is on fire!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Learn how to cook!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Microwave Explodes)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Aaaah! there's popcorn all over the bunker!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Well we could swim in it

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: That's a great idea!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: and cheesie could flavor it!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: I never agreed to that!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB grates cheesie's legs off)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: AAAAAAAAH!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB sprinkles the cheese all over the popcorn)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Yummy now it's cheese flavored popcorn!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Let's dive in!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Swimming in popcorn and also eating it montage)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: That was delicious.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Yeah

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: MY LEGS!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: You should go to the doctor

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: OK!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: the doctor bills are gonna be high this month.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(5 hours later)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Rose: So Cheesie, whats the troubles?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: My friends grated of my legs

<p style="font-size:14px;">Dr Rose: Take these pills and your legs will grow back in a week.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">(back at the bunker)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Oh no! Views and HNB are stuck on a plillar!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Cheesie you gotta get them down!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Um Madi, I don't have legs

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: TOO BAD

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: yeah too bad!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Me and Quack will throw you up there!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Sounds good.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: 3 2 1 go!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Views, HNB get down please

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views and HNB climb down)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: How am i going to get down?

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views kicks pillar to the ground)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Thanks

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: You're welcome

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Oh no Views!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: what?

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: that was one of the supports!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Views puts pillar back up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: better?

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: better.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: This bunker is boring

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: It's only drak gray!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Can we paint it madi?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Please!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Fine but only use pink, purple, and orange

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: ok

<p style="font-size:14px;">(painting montage)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: What a beautiful bunker

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: yep.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: so pretty!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Jack in the Box Guy has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jack: Try my new Cheeseburger!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: No

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jack: THATS IT YOU'RE DEAD

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Aaaaah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Madi runs to garage)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Jack: time to die!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: nice knowing you views!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Yeah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(bus revs up)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: SURPRISE IDIOT!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Madi runs over jack in the Box guy)

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Jack has died~

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: yay!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: phew!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Me and Quack are going to do a magic trick!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: yeah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: ok.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Watch HNB disappear!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Aaaah!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(HNB disappears)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: How did you do that

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Magic

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: TELL US KNOW OR YOU'LL BE STRANGLED!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Magic.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Maybe he means magic?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: Oh that magic?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: What the Hell!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: Magic.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: STRANGLING TIME!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: There's an app called Magic.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Oh, tell me more

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: In the app you can make people disappear

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Cool!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Madi downloads app)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: I'm going to make everybody disappear!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Wait what!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Everybody except Madi disappears)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Aaah. Peace and Quiet

<p style="font-size:14px;">1 day later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: So fun!

<p style="font-size:14px;">6 days later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: still fun... hehe

<p style="font-size:14px;">3 weeks later:

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: This is sure fun... eh...

<p style="font-size:14px;">3 months later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: fun.... just... fun.

<p style="font-size:14px;">1 year later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: still good.....

<p style="font-size:14px;">10 years later

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Madi heavily breathes)

<p style="font-size:14px;">40 years later

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: OH I'VE LOST IT I GOTTA GET THEM BACK!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(Madi deletes app)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: ABRACADABRA!

<p style="font-size:14px;">(everybody reappears)

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: It sure is great to be back!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: yeah.

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: I'm old

<p style="font-size:14px;">Zack: What?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: it's been 50 years!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Views: So it's 2083?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Yes.

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: Plastic Surgery Time!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Wait!

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: What

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: I need my spider-man!

<p style="font-size:14px;">BFrit: Here.

<p style="font-size:14px;">(After the surgery)

<p style="font-size:14px;">Quack: Now you're young! Even though technically you are 68

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: Thanks!

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Spiderman has joined chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: GASP SPIDERMAN! MY HERO!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Spidey: I'm trying to catch a criminal who snuck in here

<p style="font-size:14px;">Cheesie: Who?

<p style="font-size:14px;">Spidey: Chuck

<p style="font-size:14px;">Madi: I know him! He used to be my boyfriend!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Spidey: There he is knocking down the pillars!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: Spidey WHY!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Spidey: You were threatining people for having an opinion!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: I WAS COMING DOWN TO APOLLOGIZE!

<p style="font-size:14px;">Spidey: Oh

<p style="font-size:14px;">~Spiderman has left chat~

<p style="font-size:14px;">Chuck: Sorry Guys

<p style="font-size:14px;">HNB: We forgive you!

TKF: Sure. We forgive you, on account if you do something for me on TDL.

Chuck: no u TKF:...

BFrit check our ant's shadow i uploaded issue 57

TKF: Tell me, Just what is Ant's Shadow?

Bfrit: my comic

Chuck: gay comic.

Views: For once, I actually agree with Chuck!

BFrit: Madi?

Madi: Yep, I can admit those comics are gay.

BFrit: *holding back tears* WAAAAAAAH! WAH! WAH! WWAAAAH!

HNB: Calm down.

BFrit: WAAAAH! WWWAAAAH WAAAAH!

TKF: Where are my earplugs?

Views: Here! Take my headphones that blast really loud music!

Madi: Um... Uh... We actually think Ant’s Shadow isn’t gay, BFrit..

BFrit: ........ WAAAAAAAH! WAH WAH WWWWWAAAAAAH!

Views: Oh no! I think he might have.... RUPTURED HIS TEAR GLANDS.

Chuck: OH GREAT! CRYING FOR HOURS!

BFrit: WAAAAH! WAH WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAH WAAAH!

Chuck: CRY LITTLE BABY! CRY! CRY!

Views: Stop that! It will only make him cry more!

Chuck: OH SO NOW YOU... LIKE? THE BABY?!?

Views: No.

Madi: Well, mama’s callin’ da doctor!

A Few Hours Later

Dr. Wildflower: So BFrit, what’s the problem?

BFrit: WAAAAAAH! WAH WAH WAAAAAHHHHHH!

Dr. Wildflower: Oh! It looks like you have ruptured tear glands! Hold still! I will give you a surgery!

BFrit: Suwgery? '''WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAH! WWWAAAAAAH!'''

Dr. Wildflower: THIS IS FREAKING IT. WE ARE TRANQUILIZING YOU!

~ BFrit has been tranquilized ~

Dr. Wildflower: There. And a little bit of this... and uh, a little bit of that... and here we are!

[Dr. Wildflower claps]

BFrit: Hey! I’m not crying, and it didn’t even hurt!

Dr. Wildflower: Good! Here is your sucker. Now go back home!

[BFrit walks back to the bunker]

~ BFrit has joined chat ~